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Chuck Norris Quotes
Beggib
20 December 2010, 2:54 AM | #1
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say a random chuck norris quote ! i start :P

In Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark, what was in the ark that melted the faces of the Nazis? Chuck Norris without his beard.

PWN!!!

Yawa
20 December 2010, 11:32 AM | #2
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Beggib
20 December 2010, 1:01 PM | #3
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some people can hit 2 birds with 1 stone but chuck norris hits 2 stones with one bird !
QxG
20 December 2010, 9:14 PM | #4
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When Chuck Norris wants to go on the computer the computer turns itself on.
Tesla
21 December 2010, 8:18 PM | #5
Weh no Su
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.. Twice.
QxG
22 December 2010, 8:41 AM | #6
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Chuck Norris can drown fish.
Beggib
22 December 2010, 11:56 AM | #7
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Dahmastah
Last edited by Dahmastah - Wednesday, 02 February 2011, 3:51 PM | 02 February 2011, 3:45 PM | #8
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"Chuck Norris dosen't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris."
"Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete."
"Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and broke his teeth."
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