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Arn3
28 February 2011, 8:42 PM | #31
Thy Lord.
Reputation: 32
Posts: 411
Ur mom is so dumb than she bought internett but no computer/ipad/laptop.
Goose
01 March 2011, 0:26 AM | #32
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so fat that she's on both sides of the family.
[K]evin
01 March 2011, 0:51 AM | #33
Expert weirdo
Reputation: 100
Posts: 268
Could we please avoid swearing? Such as fxck, sh*t, gay, retard etc. Even if it's not insulting a real person, and it's not for real, I'd like to keep the insults for yourselves. Stuff like ''Your mum's so retarded she sat on the fxcking retarded kid'' is really not okay :|

Anyway..
Your mum is like a gas station; you have to pay before you pump.
Your mum is so cheap that when she heard Santa saying ''ho ho ho'' she came three times.
Your mum's house is so disgusting that cockroaches use boots indoors.

Goose
01 March 2011, 1:17 PM | #34
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
The rules are changed, look here ---> Rules of The Big Square

Your mom's so ugly when she looks out the window, she gets arrested.

QxG
01 March 2011, 2:03 PM | #35
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:04 PM | #36
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so smelly even dogs can't smell her.
QxG
01 March 2011, 2:09 PM | #37
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
You mom is so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:10 PM | #38
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your Mom's is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
QxG
01 March 2011, 2:12 PM | #39
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
Your mom is so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes..
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:14 PM | #40
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so fat that when I ran around her I got lost.
QxG
01 March 2011, 2:15 PM | #41
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
Your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number!
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:16 PM | #42
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.
QxG
Last edited by Kent - Tuesday, 01 March 2011, 2:18 PM | 01 March 2011, 2:17 PM | #43
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
Your mom is so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop...
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:17 PM | #44
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window.
QxG
Last edited by Kent - Tuesday, 01 March 2011, 2:26 PM | 01 March 2011, 2:22 PM | #45
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
You mom is so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key..
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