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Goose
01 March 2011, 2:27 PM | #46
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's is so fat when I layed back on her stomach I rolled twice and I was still in the middle.
QxG
01 March 2011, 2:28 PM | #47
Reputation: 49
Posts: 320
You mom is so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.
Goose
01 March 2011, 2:34 PM | #48
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so fat that when the whales saw her, they started singing "We are family"
Hugo
03 March 2011, 11:59 AM | #49
Reputation: 3
Posts: 77
you momma so stupid so when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

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yo momma so fat when i slapped her on the belly my friends surfed on the waves

Mcboogers
03 March 2011, 12:01 PM | #50
Enslaved by Daddy Mark
Reputation: 25
Posts: 172
Your mom is so dumb she used the stairs instead of the elevator
Goose
03 March 2011, 7:28 PM | #51
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's so stupid, that when she got locked in Matress World she slepped on the floor.
Arn3
06 March 2011, 2:19 AM | #52
Thy Lord.
Reputation: 32
Posts: 411
Your mom is so stupid, that she dont play css becaus the cake is a lie... ( I MADE THAT ONE! NO LIE)
PRETZEL
06 March 2011, 2:05 PM | #53
Joraan
Reputation: 6
Posts: 273
Boy: is ur dad bald?
other boy: no.
Boy: Then it was ur mom.

LOOOOOL biggrin hehehe

Arn3
06 March 2011, 3:57 PM | #54
Thy Lord.
Reputation: 32
Posts: 411
Ur mom is so dumb that she thinks you can copy a cake with a copy machine.
Goose
06 March 2011, 7:45 PM | #55
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
Hugo
09 March 2011, 1:20 PM | #56
Reputation: 3
Posts: 77
your mums so stupid she starred in ¨2 girls one cup¨
Goose
09 March 2011, 6:15 PM | #57
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your mom´s so fat that all she can see is the roof!
Hugo
10 March 2011, 11:00 PM | #58
Reputation: 3
Posts: 77
you momma so stupid she lost in a ¨everyone wins¨ contest
Goose
10 March 2011, 11:18 PM | #59
THE FATHER
Reputation: 100
Posts: 611
Your Mom's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.
Hugo
11 March 2011, 7:20 AM | #60
Reputation: 3
Posts: 77
you momma so ugly she got ban'd from russia
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